Meet: Joel Prescotte, Owner

OWNER! MANAGER! SOCIAL MEDIA DUDE! IDEAS MAN! VIBE CURATOR! PART-TIME RAILWAY BUILDER!

If you were an animal, what would you be — and why?

I would be a seagull in a busy seaside town so I could shit on the locals, bringing them good luck and bringing their friends and enemies joy through laughter. I also like chips.

Karaoke: yes or no? If yes, what’s your go to song? If no, whats your nightmare song.

YES, WHITNEY HOUSTON: I HAVE NOTHING , next question.

Hall pass or childhood crush. Don’t explain. Just name.

Actually was in love with Whitney when The Bodyguard came out for a year or two. Currently my wife Jackie believes I’m secretly in love with Julia Jacklin, all time Australian songstress and voice of a generation but I swear I’m just a fan. Sorry JJ

Dream blunt rotation (max 5 people). Dead or alive. Brief reasoning encouraged.

I have been meeting up with my dream blunt rotation since the early 00’s! Sadly it’s not that often we are all in the same place these days so if I get the the chance to assemble the crew there is no way I’m wasting a spot on some shitty musician or historical figure. All are still alive and all shall remain nameless for legal reasons. (Could potentially swap one out for Julia Jacklin if she fancied it..?)

Favourite movie of all time.

Goodfellas

Favourite terrible movie you’ll defend to the death.

Missing In Action 1, 2 and 3

Your yearbook quote — real or imagined.

One times two, times three to the six -Fred Durst

Most regrettable haircut or fashion trend you’ve ever participated in.

Home bleached buzz cut for year 10 formal which is well documented with some shocking photos. On the bright side the dye job went with my spiffy orange tie, I regret nothing!

Zombie apocalypse dream team (3–5 people). Who and why?

Going to run with the current pre apocalypse line up:

Jackie - My wife
CZ - My cat

Simply because we’ve already been planning for years. Don’t need some rookie on the team going outside the established protocols getting us all bit up by Zeeks